i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour
omfg my aunts cat tried eating a wasp and got stungits so sad but im laughing so hard
Is that beneficial cucumber
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
dont play wit me nigga this serious lmao
barry over here fuckin around and we over here on the edge of our seats n shit
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers.
That’s it that’s the whole country
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr